Five-year-old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his dad was washing his hair. He said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again." Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."

                   停止浇水

五岁的约翰尼在浴缸里，爸爸给他洗头。他对儿子说，“哇，你的头发长得这么快！你又要剪头发了。”小约翰尼回答说，“也许你应该停止给它浇这么多水了。”

 

 

One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said," It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo."
"I wouldn't bother," said father. "If they want him, let them come and get him!"

                  去动物园

一天，乔的妈妈对孩子他爹说，“天气那么好，我想带乔去动物园。”“我可不操那份心，”，乔的爸爸说，“如果他们要他，让他们自己来把他带走。”

 

 

When Dad came home he was astonished to see Alec sitting on a horse, writing something. " What on earth are you doing there ?" he asked. "Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favorite animal."

                在喜爱的动物上

爸爸回家时，吃惊地看到亚历克坐在一匹马上面写东西，就问“你究竟在那干啥呀？”“噢，老师告诉我们要在我们喜爱的动物上写一篇文章。”

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While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

                家里的老板

 一起吃晚餐的时候，小女孩看着爸爸，问：“爸爸，你是我们家里的老板，是吗？”听到这句话，爸爸非常高兴，很有信心地回答，“是的，我的小公主。”小女孩继续说，“那是因为妈妈叫你负责的，是吗？”

 

   A father was enjoying with his five-year-old son in the beach. Suddenly, the boy pointed to a dead bird and asked his father "Dad, what happened to this chap?" The dad coolly replied "Oh this? He just died and went to Heaven," The little boy thought for a moment and then said, "Oh My, Did God throw him back down?"

                  上天堂的小鸟

一个父亲正在跟他的5岁儿子尽兴享受海滩。突然，儿子指着一只死鸟，问，“爸爸，这小家伙怎么了？”爸爸平静地回答，“噢，这个，它刚死，上天堂了。”小男孩想了一下，然后说，“天哪，上帝把它扔回来了吗？”